are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I'm getting married
To pizza
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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