so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.