she was so not down for the gang bang
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in