More tranny stories later!
just tell him i said nine months
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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