Got a toothbrush?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Bring me that man meat
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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