I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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