Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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