i think i have herpe
just one?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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