come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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