There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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