Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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