Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
