the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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