he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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