I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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