Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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