I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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