He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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