yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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