Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
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just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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