How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
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You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Everclear isn't food dammit
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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