We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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