two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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