i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
ok first of all what the fuck
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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