we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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