you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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