You just made me feel so damn special
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
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He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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