I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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