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Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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