Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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