I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I puked a lego.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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