would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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