ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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