i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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