I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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