Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

Don't make out with my wife yet

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(270): View more from Kentucky

i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.

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(585): View more from New York

If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?

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(281): View more from Texas

I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?

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(360): View more from Washington

If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?

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