I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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