Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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