I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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