i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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