your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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