ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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