doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
