Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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