just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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