You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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