But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
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