Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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