so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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