no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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