Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
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