How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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