i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
