I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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