I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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