I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
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Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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