ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
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i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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