I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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