sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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