omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
